there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
try to milk me bitch
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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