As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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