giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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