Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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