Quick, to the slutcave!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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