gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
