My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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