New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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