Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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