Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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