i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
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Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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