some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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