We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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