Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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