Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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