i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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