I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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