This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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