just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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