I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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