Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
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Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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