ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
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Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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