wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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