smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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