Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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