He is an equal opportunity slut.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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