I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
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The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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