I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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