honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
