Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
as a side note pls kill me
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