Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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