How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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