in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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