I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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