talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
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