I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
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hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm always down for nudity.
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