4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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