scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I know her cup size but not her name....
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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