let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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