dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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