It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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