How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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