I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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