check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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