Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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