So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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