we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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