Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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