Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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