When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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