Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
