and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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