guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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