just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.