Need sex. Gaining weight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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