is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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