My hand turned me down
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Vodka?
Forever.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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