I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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