Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she looked like the before picture.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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