You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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